Fun Fact Number 1: Austin’s official title is Master of the Heavens. Why? His impeccable knowledge of all 88 constellations in astronomy. Rumor has it that every beat he makes in a game represents one star in a constellation that he constructs on the field. His most deadly: Centaurus.
Fun Fact Number 2: Austin LOVES peanut butter pie. Who can blame him? Its the best pie.
Fun Fact Number 3: Austin has tiny feet. And you know what they say about players with tiny feet…..
Fun Fact Number 1: Upon examination of JP’s facebook photos, the author has found that JP WAS STANDING NEXT TO SEVERAL OF HIS FUTURE TEAMMATES AT A SOCIAL ACTIVISM PROTEST LAST YEAR WHAAAAAT. FATE. FATE I TELL YOU.
Fun Fact Number 2: JP is fluent in French and at least a couple other languages. He also plays music. His body is basically made to exude wonderful sounds.
Fun Fact Number 3: He owns and manages a local peacock wash. I hear he’s really good at ruffling their feathers for a small fee.
Fun Fact Number 1: Elizabeth joined our team last season, but dropped off the face of the planet after regionals. Luckily, she came to her senses and returned to us this season. Quidditch > any other commitments, obviously.
Fun Fact Number 2: Elizabeth likes men named Trident.
Fun Fact Number 3: She was one of the few players last year who got picked to have a trading card made after her! Players and fans around the world have Elizabeth’s face in their homes. Probably on a mantel. #celebrity
Fun Fact Number 1: This gorgeous hunk of man is not only a great quidditch player, but has the voice of an angel.
Fun Fact Number 2: Andrew is carrying on the tradition that Adam established two seasons ago before he left for his mission in Honduras—stabbing the field before a game. We have passed down Adam’s jersey to Andrew for this honor.
Fun Fact Number 3: Andrew has glaucoma. That’s not exactly ‘fun’ but what is fun are the cool medical benefits he gets from it.
Fun Fact Number 1: Jon is an EMT. But no ordinary EMT—he also won firefighter of the year in Virginia last year! He can save your life with one hand and put out a fire with the other.
Fun Fact Number 2: Jon was recruited to our team by our very own Tony Likovich III. Tony didn’t tell Jon that he was going to quidditch practice, just “a fun club sport I play.” The rest is history.
Fun Fact Number 3: Jon’s knees are made of adamantium. They hurt him when it comes time to bring out the power and use them, but its worth it to kick some butt. Right? That’s what we’re telling ourselves.